These Make Me . . .Very Happy

A large collection of bad jokes and fandom references

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Kidnapper:
Get in the fukin van
Me:
Oh ok cool
Kidnapper:
Wut
Me:
This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper:
Wut
Me:
Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

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vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

(via icekingcanyounot)

Filed under vine so true

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I was just on youtube and an ad came on

At first I wasn’t bothered, its youtube there are always ads

But then I looked closer

ITS A FIVE HOUR LONG AD

LIKE THIS BETTER BE A TYPO CAUSE WHAT DEHYDRATED MELON WOULD DECIDE THAT NEARLY 6 HOURS IS A GOOD RUN TIME FOR AN AD

I COULD WATCH TWO LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES OR ABOUT 3600 VINES IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME

I REPEAT: THIS BETTER BE A TYPO

Filed under Youtube ads no seriously please let this be a typo or maybe im just reading it wrong cause who would make a 5 hour long ad video

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tulizzie:

If I ever had a hotel I’d make it the Hogwarts Hotel composing of four different places to stay based on the houses so like the Gryffindor part would have awesome draped beds and be rad as fuck but there’d also be stuff for like physical activities and having a massive laugh with all the other visitors while the Hufflepuff part would be a bit smaller and have a cosier feel with lots of sofas and cushions and blankets so you could snuggle up surrounded by candles and snacks and awesome films, the Ravenclaw section would be really artsy and be surrounded by bookcases where you could literally find a book about anything from sowing to astrophysics and guests would spend all their time reading without reading and then the Slytherin part would be super stylish and suave and have games that test your mind and make you think so you smirk when you win and the whole place just makes you feel cool as shit and all of these parts lead to the reception in the middle where you sign your name with a quill and get given special gifts depending on where you’re staying

But whatever I really haven’t thought about it that much

(via komodoclassic)

Filed under harry potter